Your computer shouldn’t feel like it’s working against you. Yet so much of it now is designed to pull you off course:

• artificial and arbitrary limitations to convince you to subscribe to Premium,
• recycled developers && hallucinating project managers that brought you the great AI slop,
• pay-by-dignity, when your computer now starting to tell you that you have to submit your dox and accept certain ideologies to keep using your own computer,
• and of course, your good-old classic cybersecurity fears, Hacker && Malware.

You know, this post is about a joke on Mozilla that they recently launched a Firefox mascot ^{(blog.mozilla.org)} that is clearly designed to be non-binary, pronounced (he/she/they/them/it) ^{(brand.mozilla.com)}.

Someone over X quickly asked, "how the fuck it is supposed to run if it's non-binary?" ^(x.com).

Hmmm, that's right. Our special characters are still binary, executable, and still waiting for you over the Reinhart's homepage.

And your malicious best friends are still, here.

Same binary, new names.

(#- ): You can review the updated profiles for Hacker && Malware today. Of course we're looking for a new website.

The name is Hacker. Jon Hacker^[note:1].

Still (he/him), btw. Legend also said his T-pose shows his true power.

&& this is Mallory, Hacker's good-old "friend". (she/her)'s still a software with a softwear. (he/him) calls (she/her) "malware", because that's what (she/her) is used to be.

Mallory has too many children. This is one of them, who inspired (#_ )s to be (#- )s and (#o )s. We jokingly named her untitled malware child as "(#- ) mini". And look, she's laughing at your security^[note:2].

[note:1] Did you know that there was an irl IT kid named Yonatan, born exactly on Reinhart's birthday, who became a victim of a 2014 AirAsia flight crash? (Indonesian: antaranews.com)

[note:2] And today, Hacker && Malware are transitioning from a high-risk cyber threat business model into a low-risk of self-proclaimed "cyber comedians".