🍿Can’t wait to watch *that* new Apple Civil War on Apple TV.🍿

the malware

As Apple introduced a whole new range of affordable iPhones and MacBooks, people who are supposed to love Apple as a premium brand and status symbol are literally crashing out!

From @israeljosafat on Threads.com: The new iPhone 17e and the MacBook Neo are a recession indicator.
"The new iPhone 17e and the MacBook Neo are a recession indicator." - CORPVS (@israeljosafat). Threads. https://www.threads.com/@israeljosafat/post/DVePiP8EqnN (2026-03-05).

While we still welcome people who do migrate to the Apple systems, we'll keep out looking at these privileged people crashing out while Apple is doing this to prove the competition, and Shift's profound statements of the Microslop.

/* That said, the Shifts are now working to expose more Microslop, Apple Slop, and more of the startup/founder slops. Just wait for it! */

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